What to Drink When the Holidays Stress You Out: A Chart

Stress Drinks in the Holidays

Truth? The beautiful, perfect, glow of love and light that is the holidays stresses most of us out. I can barely get through Thanksgiving, hide on Christmas, and then finally want to sparkle up for New Year’s but that is largely because the year we just went through is FINALLY OVER. It’s a NEW one! Yay!

A couple years ago I did a comic called, “The Precise Gift Buying Guide for the Wine Lover: Whites and Reds.” I felt like reprising the idea but instead of thinking about what to buy everyone else, I thought we could all use a reminder to make sure we have the stock we need on hand.

I sent out a tweet and a message on Facebook asking people what stresses them out on the holidays. The most horrifying response alluded to a world in which only Yellow Tail existed to drink. Please! Do not let that happen to you! Use the bubbled scenarios below to determine your optimal beverage.

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What To Drink When the Holidays Stress You Out: A Decision Flow Chart

Holiday Stress Drink Chart 1 Holiday Stress Drink Chart 2Holiday Stress Drink Chart 3 Holiday Stress Drink Chart 4click on any of the pages to enlarge

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Thanks for the help everyone! It was a lot of fun to come up with solutions for your stressful scenarios.

Cheers!

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Thank you to Katherine Yelle, Meredith Miller Elliott, Lenn Thompson, Ashley Copper Quinn, Geoffrey Stauffer, Dale Tanigawa, Laura Anglin, Shawn Swagerty, Fredric Koppel, Michael Alberty, Don Beith, Andrew Hummel-Schluger, Chris Scanlan, Jeannette Montgomery, Marita Dachsel.

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Comments

8 Comments so far. Leave a comment below.
  1. and this is why i’m not a vegetarian

  2. Tyler Thomas,

    What? No room for Pinot or Old Cabernet? Great chart!

  3. Rebekah,

    THANK YOU!!!! I might now be able to survive the next two months.

  4. Rachel Peak,

    I am a pretty wizard princess… Classic!!

  5. I’m 50% whiskey and 50% bubbles. This chart is kickass.

  6. Ba ha ha! “Is an ass or being an ass”…gold! Much needed Wednesday morning giggle. Ta!

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